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| Posted by Ed J. Early on 07-Aug-2005 | "I'm glad the electric chair is the only method..."I'm glad the electric chair is the only method of capital punishment that
involves powered furniture. Just imagine being executed by an adjustable
bed."
- Paul Paternoster
"I've heard people say the electric chair is "cruel and unusual", but I
think it's a lot quicker and more humane than its predecessor, the steam
chair."
- Claire Voltaire, inspired by Paul Paternoster
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():funny quotes (263): The simple step of a courageous individual... |
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| Posted by angel phobia on 07-Aug-2005 | The simple step of a courageous individual...The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part
in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs the world.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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():funny quotes (263): Always listen to experts. They'll tell you... |
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():funny quotes (263): Doing for people what they can and ought to... |
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| Posted by anglebaby on 07-Aug-2005 | Doing for people what they can and ought to...Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is
a dangerous
experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers
depends on their
own private initiative.
- Samuel Gompers, 1915
President, American Federation of Labor
1886 - 1924
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():funny quotes (263): "We got new advice as to what motivated man... |
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| Posted by chatty girl on 07-Aug-2005 | "We got new advice as to what motivated man..."We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free
his hands for masturbation."
- Jane Wagner
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():funny quotes (263): The important thing is never to stop questioning.... |
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| Posted by CH_2005 on 07-Aug-2005 | The important thing is never to stop questioning....The important thing is never to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein
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