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| Posted by Wicked_draven69 on 07-Aug-2005 | I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,...I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
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():funny quotes (263): "The people who vote decide nothing.... |
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| Posted by Nutty EmUk on 07-Aug-2005 | "The people who vote decide nothing...."The people who vote decide nothing.
The people who count the vote decide everything."
- Josef Stalin
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():funny quotes (263): "I never gave them hell. I only told the... |
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| Posted by Raymond Kurtis on 07-Aug-2005 | "I never gave them hell. I only told the..."I never gave them hell. I only told the truth and they thought it was hell."
- Harry S. Truman
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():funny quotes (263): "Life without music would be an intolerable... |
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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 07-Aug-2005 | "Life without music would be an intolerable..."Life without music would be an intolerable insult."
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): When large numbers of men are unable to find... |
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():funny quotes (263): The man with the best job in the country is... |
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| Posted by Amy Hakwkins on 07-Aug-2005 | The man with the best job in the country is...The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has
to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
- Will Rogers
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