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| Posted by Homie B. Dude on 07-Aug-2005 | In a New York drugstore:...In a New York drugstore:
"We dispense with accuracy."
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| Posted by Jay Jay on 07-Aug-2005 | Apparently, somewhere in England in an open...Apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise
untouched by human presence, there is a sign that says,
"Do not throw stones at this sign."
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| Posted by Sandeep S. Tatle on 07-Aug-2005 | Want Ad:...Want Ad:
"For Sale: Antique Desk, suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers."
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| Posted by Andrew Jameson on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Pennsylvania cemetery:...In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
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| Posted by Jeremy A. Overton on 07-Aug-2005 | At a Santa Fe gas station:...At a Santa Fe gas station:
"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
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