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| Posted by lauren h. houston on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Rhodes tailor shop:...In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush
we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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| Posted by Robert L. Blake on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:...In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city
tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
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| Posted by Max Lee on 07-Aug-2005 | On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong...On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work
throughout its useful life.
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| Posted by J Harry on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign seen in London departmentSign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs"
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."
Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
Sign in a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
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| Posted by Jason C. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign in a science teacher'sSign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you."
Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?"
Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
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