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| Posted by spike d. fuspfi on 07-Aug-2005 | In Admire, Kansas:...In Admire, Kansas:
"Admire Interchange"
Wow, that's some interchange!
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| Posted by Matt J. Mullen on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Tired Of Working For Only $9.75 Per Hour?
We Offer Profit Sharing And Flexible Hours.
Starting Pay: $7 - $9 Per Hour
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| Posted by missbehavin on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Japanese hotel:...In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.
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| Posted by John D on 09-Aug-2005 | In a Tacoma, Washington men'sIn a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
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| Posted by Lisa M. Huffstutler on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign on restaurant window: "Don'tSign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up."
Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!"
Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want."
Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet."
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| Posted by Basketball Babe on 09-Aug-2005 | While stopped at an intersectionWhile stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read "Will work for food." If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly a bove him read "Now hiring."
At an office: "This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions."
SEEN ON A BILLBOARD ALONG A HIGHWAY: "Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education."
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