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| Posted by Greg Y on 09-Aug-2005 | Insults 7Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have
nothing to lose.
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
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| Posted by Krissy J on 09-Aug-2005 | Insults 8Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and
said, 'oh yes she is.'
Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be
seen too clearly.
Take a vacation, go to Club Dead.
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| Posted by Rylee Angel on 09-Aug-2005 | Insults 9Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer
-baloney!
The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
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| Posted by Heather H on 09-Aug-2005 | Insults 10The going got weird and he turned pro.
The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
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| Posted by I I. I on 09-Aug-2005 | Questions to ponder* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? OOpps...
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
* Why is it called building when it is already built?
* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
* If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
* If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
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| Posted by Braden Anderson on 09-Aug-2005 | Unanswered questionsIf man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?
Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put Braille on the drive thru bank machines?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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