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():funny definitions (324): Intaxication...


Posted by Chris Taylor on 07-Aug-2005

Intaxication...

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Hipatitis...


Posted by Jerrette R. Frank on 07-Aug-2005

Hipatitis...

Hipatitis

Terminal coolness.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Love...


Posted by I'm Angel on 07-Aug-2005

Love...

Love

Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Mushroom Management...


Posted by raymond s. dawood on 07-Aug-2005

Mushroom Management...

Mushroom Management

Keep your employees in the dark and occasionally throw shit at them.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Under Mouse Arrest...


Posted by Pepi the Humerous on 07-Aug-2005
Under Mouse Arrest...
Under Mouse Arrest

Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."

   

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():funny definitions (324): Bedroom...


Posted by David Zielinski on 07-Aug-2005
Bedroom...
Bedroom

The place where most household accidents occur.

-Playboy
   

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