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| Posted by Mandy B on 09-Aug-2005 | ISDNIt Still Does Nothing
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| Posted by Richard Fraser on 09-Aug-2005 | Willing toWilling to take calculated risks: Doesn't mind spending someone else's money.
Zealous attitude: Opinionated.
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| Posted by deisra on 09-Aug-2005 | Dictionary ofDictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.
TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.
TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.
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| Posted by Funny Girl on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
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| Posted by Rambo U. Thirtythree on 09-Aug-2005 | Main Frame:Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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| Posted by Big Ben on 09-Aug-2005 | Terminal -Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
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