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| Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 07-Aug-2005 | "... It's easy if you try."..."... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
- Marx
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():funny quotes (263): I love California. I practically grew up in... |
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| Posted by Hash Brown on 07-Aug-2005 | I love California. I practically grew up in...I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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():funny quotes (263): Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed... |
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():funny quotes (263): "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest... |
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| Posted by imadumbass9889 on 07-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest..."Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest people on earth, but only
when they're in space."
- Alan Smithee
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():funny quotes (263): Never take a job where winter winds can blow... |
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| Posted by Kaveh C. Mohebbi on 07-Aug-2005 | Never take a job where winter winds can blow...Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
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():funny quotes (263): The great secret of success is to go through... |
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| Posted by Raven Walkus on 07-Aug-2005 | The great secret of success is to go through...The great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer
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