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| Posted by Raoku on 09-Aug-2005 | It's okLittle Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by rblondie
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| Posted by Eric Mitchell on 09-Aug-2005 | Not enough!The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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Edited by Tantilazing
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| Posted by Zarra on 09-Aug-2005 | Corporal punishment"I have decided to abolish all corporal punishment at this school," said the principal at morning assembly.
"That means that there will be no physical punishment."
A voice is heard from the back, "Does that mean that we don't have to eat school meals any more, sir?"
Submitted by curtis
Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by DJ Davis on 09-Aug-2005 | Birds and the BeesA father asked his son, Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight.
If you're now telling me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
Submitted by ?¤?‡??rt??§?¤
Edited by yisman
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| Posted by J W on 09-Aug-2005 | Having a wifeAt Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked,
"Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side.
I think I'm going to have a wife."
Submitted by ?¤?‡??rt??§?¤
Edited by Calamjo
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| Posted by Mel Ehrenzeller on 09-Aug-2005 | Confused a littleLittle Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother, please, sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So, Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt..." And he takes off her skirt.
"Now, take off my bra..." Which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties..."
And when Johnny finishes removing these, she says,
"Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
"What were you thinking?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by ?¤?‡??rt??§?¤
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