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| Posted by Sammi and cassi on 12-Aug-2005 | JackassQ: Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?
A: Show me your license.
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| Posted by Hyun Choi on 12-Aug-2005 | Wanna Hear A Dirty JokeWanna hear a drity joke?
A man fell into a mud puddle,
Wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with bubbles,
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is a man!
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| Posted by Marianne Visser on 12-Aug-2005 | Risque ClothingThe new fashion for girls now includes risqu?© anagrams made up of the company name. For example FRENCH CONNECTION UNITED KINGDOM? (F.C.U.K) How long I wonder before the following appear??¦.
CLOTHING UNITED TRADING NATIONAL (C.U.T.N)
WOMENS ATTIRE KHAKI NEVADA (W.A.K.N)
CLOTHING ORGANISATION KOREAN CORPORATION (C.O.K.C)
SWEDISH HABEDASHERY TRADING INTERNATIONAL (S.H.T.I)
CORPORATE LICENSE TRADING INCORPORATED (C.L.T.I)
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| Posted by Carys never u mind on 12-Aug-2005 | Roses are redRoses are red, Violets are blue, i am a Schizo, and so am i.
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| Posted by Jessica A. F on 12-Aug-2005 | Question and answersThere was a conference calling all the intellectuals of the world.
The agenda was to ask questions to the rest of the participants and if all of them dont know the answer then the one who questioned needs to answer the question. If the questioner himself doesnt know the answer he is fined heavy amounts.
Participant A: How does squirrel makes its hole?
Crowd: thinks for sometime and gives up, Please answer your questions says the chair person.
Participant A: It comes out digging from the earth.
Participant B: But how does it went inside the earth?
Participant A: taking his sit back, We dont know the answer to that please answer your question.
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| Posted by Phillip D. Tomblin on 12-Aug-2005 | The TrainAn Aggie a Red Raider and a Longhorn were going to a college survival camp. The leader told them that they had to hunt for their own food. So the Longhorn goes out and comes back with a big buck. The Raider and the Aggie ask him how he got it,the Longhorn said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Raider goes out and brings back a doe. The Aggie asked how he got it, the Raider said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Aggie goes out and comes back with all these cuts and bruises and limping. The Longhorn and the Raider ask him what happened. The Aggie replies "found tracks follow tracks BOOM got hit by train!
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