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Jelly beans

life is like a bag of jelly beans. no-one likes the black ones.

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Hunger pain

Posted by Alex Rubner on 12-Aug-2005

Hunger pain

Q; Why when your hungry do you not feel like some foods?
.............................................................................A; Because you are not food your (hopefully) a human.

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Toothpick

Posted by Prosthetic Head on 12-Aug-2005

Toothpick

What do you call a woman with a toothpick up her bum?
Olive.

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Why do farts smell?...

Posted by Roy A. Pitta on 12-Aug-2005

Why do farts smell?...

Why do farts smell?

For the benefit of the deaf!

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Do you know the muffin man?

Posted by Mezza on 13-Aug-2005

Do you know the muffin man?

two muffins were in the oven

one muffin says "wow its pretty hott in here"

the other muffin says "aahhhhhh talking muffin"

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Loaded!

Posted by E D Howard on 13-Aug-2005

Loaded!

On the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year old husband. Rather than endure yet another lovemaking session, she slipped out of the room while he was showering and went to the hotel coffee shop. The waitress, who had served the couple breakfast each day, was shocked at the woman's appearance.

"Honey, you're just a young thing," she remarked, "but you look like hell. What's up?"

"I've been double-crossed," the miserable bride moaned. "When he said he'd been saving up for 50 years, I thought he meant CASH!"

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