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| Posted by Bill Clinton on 13-Aug-2005 | JessicaWhat do you call Jessica Winston?
Bessy the fat wrinkled cow.
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| Posted by cony on 13-Aug-2005 | 40 Peinguins.There was this trucker with 40 peinguins in his truck he was supposed to take to the zoo. In the middle of the road the truck broke down. A person driveing by (lets say his name is Bob) asks if the trucker needs help. The trucker (lets say his name is Joe) asks Bob to take the 40 peingiuns to the zoo for him. Bob agrees. An hour later the truck is fixed and Joe drives to the zoo to make sure all the peinguins arived safely. When he arives the peinguins are no where to be found! Joe drives around looking for Bob. Finally he finds him pulling out of a movie parking lot with the 40 peinguins in his car. "I thought i told you to bring these peinguins to the zoo!" Joe exclamied,
" I did" replied Bob " But I had some money left so I took them to the movies too!"
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| Posted by Eddi J. Mur on 13-Aug-2005 | Spider SpiderSpider, Spider,
On the wall,
You think your smart,
You know fuck all,
But that wall has just been plastered,
And now your stuck you stupid bastard.
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| Posted by Lars Johnsen on 13-Aug-2005 | JackoRumours are going around dat posh an michael jackson is having an affair
michael jackson denies this because he was in brooklyn at the time
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():animal jokes (1719): If a cow takes a picture, how the picture... |
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| Posted by Beck Rose on 13-Aug-2005 | If a cow takes a picture, how the picture...If a cow takes a picture, how the picture comes out?
black and white.
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| Posted by ana munoz on 13-Aug-2005 | ChickenWhy did the chicken cross the road?
The cop told him to walk the white line for a drunk test
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