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| Posted by Lindsey L. D on 13-Aug-2005 | JohaMr Dock was counting his goods and Joha was doing it on his fingers,
Mr dock: 2 bags of salt
Joha held two fingers down
Mr dock: 2 bags of sugar
Joha held the fourth and fifth down and the third was up>
Mr Dock : why you ... helding this on me or why are you raising the third finger ??
Joha : i dont want the sugar and salt to be mixed .........
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| Posted by Kyle w. Pickett on 13-Aug-2005 | SuicideThis guy goes into the Library and asks the assistant for a book on suicide. So the assistant responds; footsack you not going to bring the book back.
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| Posted by jalover on 13-Aug-2005 | You are so poor...You are so poor, I saw you kicking a Big Mac Box and I asked what are you doing?, You said I am Moving.
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| Posted by Cal-Girl on 12-Aug-2005 | ChineseOnce there was a chinese man. he worked at a food mart stand in a village. he could only say one word. he can say me me me me me,forks and knives, forks and knives and plug it in plug it in. There was a murder and the police man came up to the guy and said do u know who killed tht man, The chinese man said,, me me me me. Then the police man said what did you kill him with? The guy said forks and knives, forks and knives. Then the police man said i am going to take you to the electric chair. and the guy said plug it in, plug it in.
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| Posted by Pyro Pyro on 12-Aug-2005 | 5 monkeysQ:why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A:he was dead
Q:why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A:he was stapled to the first monkey
Q:why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A:he was stapled to the second monkey?
Q:why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
A:monkey see monkey do
Q:why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?
A:peer pressure
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| Posted by vic Lee on 12-Aug-2005 | MilkMILK!!!!!!!!!
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