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Just Keep Drinking!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.”

So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.”

The guys says, “Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got.”

The bartender says, “What've you got?”

The guy says, “75 cents.”

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	():bar jokes (2610): Ya Wanna Find Jesus?

Posted by Princess Sweety on 09-Aug-2005

Ya Wanna Find Jesus?

A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus.

"Sure," said the drunk man.

"I'll find Jesus."

So the priest took the drunk man's head and dunked it into the baptismal waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and couging.

"Damn," said the drunk man.

"Are you sure he fell in there?"

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	():bar jokes (2610): All You Can Drink

Posted by Hansen H. Lieu on 09-Aug-2005

All You Can Drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"

"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."

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	():bar jokes (2610): Shine On, You Crazy

Posted by Lazerwolf91 on 09-Aug-2005

Shine On, You Crazy

How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?

11... One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins.

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	():bar jokes (2610): Flies In The Beer

Posted by jake hatesworth on 09-Aug-2005

Flies In The Beer

An Irishman, Englishman andScotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands themover, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

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	():bar jokes (2610): Deadbeat in a Bar

Posted by SEveN UpYuRS on 09-Aug-2005

Deadbeat in a Bar

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said “No thanks, I don't drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!” So the bartender said, “Well would you like a cigarette,” but the man said “No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!” The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said “No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it. As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son!” The bartender said, “Your only son I presume!!”

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