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| Posted by Chris Taylor on 08-Aug-2005 | Keeping idiots busyThis cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat.
Now read this over without the word cat.
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| Posted by Slider1489 on 08-Aug-2005 | flyIf a bird can fly, can a fly bird?
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| Posted by Izzy w. Glimcher on 08-Aug-2005 | Air balloonThere once were three men who were in an air balloon and the Japanese man said, "Lets throw whatever you have in your pockets out of the balloon."
The other two men agreed and the Chinese man goes and throws a penny off of the balloon and sees a girl on the ground crying, so he says, "Whats wrong little girl?"
The girl says, "A penny hit me in the head from the sky."
The Japenese man goes next, and he throws off a quarter and sees a little girl on the ground crying so he goes down and says, "Little girl, why are you crying?"
She says, "A quarter hit me in my head from the sky."
The mexican goes last and he throws off a bomb and sees a little boy laughing really hard. Curious, he goes down to the little boy and asks, "Little boy, why are you laughing?", and the lil boy says I farted and my house blew up.
THE END
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| Posted by Nathan Burns on 08-Aug-2005 | WHAT??????WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?
IT DIED.
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WHY DID THE HOUSE COLLAPSE?
YOUR MOM SAT ON IT.
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
SO DO I...
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WHAT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE?
THE CLOWN FELL IN THE MUD.
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| Posted by tonight*** on 08-Aug-2005 | WitchQ. What was the witch's favorite subject in grade school?
A. Spelling
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| Posted by drummagal on 08-Aug-2005 | International restroomQ. If you're Australian going into the bathroom and American coming out, then what were you inside the Batroom?
A. European (You're a-peein')
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