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| Posted by Huzzah2k on 14-Aug-2005 | Kickme signSome people say they where born with a silver spoon in thier
mouth.I think that I was born with a "Kickme sign" on my back.
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| Posted by E G on 14-Aug-2005 | Grose...You know whats grose... Seeing two vampires fight over a bloody
tampon!
You know whats groser than that... Finding a used condom at the
bottom of a mayonnaise jar...
you know whats groser than that... When you open the
refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
You know whats groser than that... Siting on your grandpa's lap
when he pops a boner
You know whats even groser than that... SITTING ON YOUR
GRANDMA's LAP AND SHE POP A BONER!
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| Posted by Alan Kovacs on 14-Aug-2005 | The Road to SucksessOnce while driving down a road a man saw a ladder with a sign
reading "The Road to Sucksess" he had just been fired and it
seemed like a good idea. He got the first landing and there was
a
very pretty woman standing there. He then saw her went higher
and thought, "I bet the higher I go the hotter a woman there
will be!" So he went another story and sure enough a hotter
woman than before stood there waving to him. Now he was really
excited and climbed as fast as he could, every story having a
hotter and hotter woman. So finally he got to the finnal floor.
He looked around but the onlything he could see was a tall,
fat,hairy, smelly man, who then said, "Hi I'm Sess."
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| Posted by ann h. moose on 14-Aug-2005 | JimmyAn exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief,
finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The
boy
thought
it
over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and
keep
slamming
the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come
in or stay
out!"
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| Posted by jeff on 14-Aug-2005 | The Fairy GodmotherA wife and her husband had been married for 40 years happily.
And also celbrated their sixty birthdays together. As it was
their celebration on their wdding anniversary a fairy godmother
appeared. "Since you two have not fought once through out the
whole time and loved each other faithfully I will grant each of
you one wish." The woman and man were overjoyed. The woman was
first. The fairy godmother said to choose whatever was in her
heart. "I wish...I wish......I wish that me and my husband had
a romantic vacation in Los Vegas and Miami." Then "Poof" The
tickets and passports and money were in her hand. The husband
sughed. :Pick whatever is in your heart, or in your dreams."
The fairy godmother said. The man grinned and said, "I know
what I wish for...I wish I had wife 30 years younger." And
poof. The man was 90 years old. (Don't you love fairy
godmothers?)
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| Posted by arz on 14-Aug-2005 | Poor school kid!One day little jonny came back from school and said to his mam '
Mam, all the kids at school say i have a big head!'
'U ain't got a big head son!' said his mam 'Now go and get me a
six pound of potatoes.'
'Have you got a bag?'
'Just put 'em in u'r hat!'
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