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| Posted by Nathan Burns on 09-Aug-2005 | If You Were my HusbaA woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink."
The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''
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| Posted by cooter on 09-Aug-2005 | Celtic MortalityWhat is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk!!!
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| Posted by Sexy Monster on 09-Aug-2005 | Beer GogglesJoe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him order a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before Joe's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, “Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual. Why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?” The man replied, “There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home!”
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| Posted by Jerrette R. Frank on 09-Aug-2005 | Drunken Donut II: ThA cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says.
"Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
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