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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 08-Aug-2005 | Knock knock jokeKnock knock!
Who's there?
I dont know. Go answer the door.
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| Posted by James P. Bond on 13-Aug-2005 | FireworksWhy did the firework go off?
I dont know, why?
Because someone lit the fuse! DUH!
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| Posted by Michelle K. Gordon on 09-Aug-2005 | Cabbage DiseaseAn older man was getting upset at paying a urologist to tell him what was wrong, only to be asked what seems to be the problem.
The man answered, "I think I have Cabbage Disease."
The Doctor scratched his head stating he never heard of that before and asked what the symptoms were. The man looked at the doctor and said, "The stem don't support the head!"
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| Posted by funky chick on 12-Aug-2005 | Business MergersXerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild
Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracker
W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace
3M and Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood
John Deere and Abitibi-Price: new company will be called Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: New company will be called Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3 Penney Opera
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants: New company will be called Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm and National organization of Women: New company will be called Knott NOW!
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: New compant will be called Zip Audi Do-Da
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| Posted by sexy bugger on 14-Aug-2005 | Congratulate Me!A woman is in the shower. Suddenly the doorbell rang. She puts
on her bathrobe and goes to answer it. A doctor is their.
"Congratulate me!" he says. "I just got a letter saying I'm a
great doctor. The lady slammed the door in his face and goes
back to the shower. The doorbell rang. It was a college
student. "Congratulate me." he said. "I just got my diploma."
She slammed the door in his face. She goes back into the
shower. Knowing that the only guy left on her blockis the blind
man, she doesn't bother to put on her bathrobe. She goes to the
door and sees the blind man. "Congratulate me." he said. "I
just got my eyesight back!"
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| Posted by luke on 09-Aug-2005 | Best place for PackiQ: if Packeys weren't taxi driver's, where would be the next best place for them to be?
A: Face first in the bottom of the fuckin Atlantic!
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