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():funny laws (94): Kovac's Conundrum...


Posted by pyroguy_3 on 07-Aug-2005

Kovac's Conundrum...

Kovac's Conundrum

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

   

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():funny laws (94): Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...


Posted by ~*Angel*~ on 07-Aug-2005

Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...

Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by SARA N. DUCEY on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Management Strategy...


Posted by Cordelia Montgomery-Williams on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy...

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

   

7 people have rated this joke:
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():funny laws (94): Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy...


Posted by Chula1010 on 07-Aug-2005
Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy...
Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...


Posted by april Rusch on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Sex...
Murphy's Laws of Sex

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

   

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