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| Posted by Haydogg, Wooder on 09-Aug-2005 | Left behindOn landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings.
If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
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| Posted by nate SmiTH on 09-Aug-2005 | Speeding ticketA motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Kansas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
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| Posted by kornyhiv ripper on 09-Aug-2005 | SpeedingThe cop got out of his car and went over to the other vehicle.
The kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well... I got here as fast as I could!"
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| Posted by Jason A. Romig on 09-Aug-2005 | Airline foodThe nice thing about airlines???‚¬?„? in-flight meals is that there???‚¬?„?s no confusion about the quality of the food.
The best and the worst tastes exactly the same.
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| Posted by Brendan Cross on 09-Aug-2005 | BackwardsPaddy went to a riding stable and hired a horse.
"Hold on for a moment," said the assistant as he helped him on to the horse, "aren't you putting the saddle on backwards?"
"Why, you don't even know which way I want to go!"
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| Posted by BILLY B. PLOTTER on 09-Aug-2005 | Bono & hitchhikersBono is known as charitable but he???‚¬?„?s cautious too. I mean, he???‚¬?„?ll pick up hitchhikers then make them ride in the trunk.
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