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| Posted by Tar on 11-Aug-2005 | Lipstick PreventionAccording to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.
Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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| Posted by JBanana on 11-Aug-2005 | Dress for SuccessA teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."
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| Posted by Kitty Devil on 11-Aug-2005 | Family AlbumA young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"
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| Posted by SoulTaker on 11-Aug-2005 | Father - SonOne morning a son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire.
His father said, "Son, where are you going?". The son replied, "I'm going to catch me some chickens".
The father said, "Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire. But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand.
The father thought, "I guess he knows what he's doing".
The next morning the son got up with some duck tape.
The father said, "Son, where you going?".
The son replied, "I'm going to catch some ducks".
The father yelled, "YOU CAN'T CATCH DUCKS WITH DUCK TAPE."
The son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son came home with two ducks under each arm.
The father thought, "Damn, I guess he does know what he's doing!"
The next morning the son got up with a hand full of pussywillows. The father said, "hold up son, let me put on my shoes.!!"
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| Posted by Kyrajeff N. Rufclare on 11-Aug-2005 | First WordsThe eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold."
His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything's been okay."
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| Posted by joke magus on 11-Aug-2005 | GladlyA child came home from Sunday School and old his mother that he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.
It took his mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear,"
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