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():funny definitions (324): Lipstick


Posted by Tiffany A. LAng on 09-Aug-2005

Lipstick

On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth.

On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear!

   

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():funny definitions (324): A


Posted by Mandy Moore on 09-Aug-2005

A

A man who can take women or leave them
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and prefers to do both.
   

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():funny definitions (324): What


Posted by Sarah A. Bauman on 09-Aug-2005

What

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.


   

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():funny definitions (324): IBM


Posted by wraith on 09-Aug-2005

IBM

I Blame Microsoft
   

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():funny definitions (324): Yogurt


Posted by Jennelle R. Mendelson on 09-Aug-2005
Yogurt
Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated
and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods
that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other
two are goulash and squid.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Hemorrhage


Posted by Alex on 09-Aug-2005
Hemorrhage
An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability
of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.
   

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