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| Posted by becky yawn on 10-Aug-2005 | Little off the earsIf Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think about
it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take a little
off the ears?"
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| Posted by trevor_chong on 10-Aug-2005 | A couple of megabytesHow many files did Evander Holyfield download from the Mike Tyson website?
A couple of megabytes.
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| Posted by HymenBreaker on 10-Aug-2005 | Ears in the ringWhat's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield
match?
After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears...after the
bout, there are ears in the ring.
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| Posted by Cara A. Wegimont on 10-Aug-2005 | Dribble or ShootWhy don't girls like to date basketball players?
You never know if they're going to dribble or shoot.
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| Posted by kisa kisa on 10-Aug-2005 | Fishermen and HypochondriacsWhat do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
They don't really have to catch anything to be happy.
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| Posted by chips on 10-Aug-2005 | Toughest golf foursomeDo you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind?
Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. Why? Monica is a
hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy can't drive over water and Clinton doesn't know
which hole to play.
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