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| Posted by Chewbadoo on 13-Aug-2005 | Logicwhy do dogs lick their balls?
because they can
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| Posted by Element on 13-Aug-2005 | The worlds worst joke............................................................................................................wah wah wah-wah-wah,wahwahwahwah.....................................wah
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():bar jokes (2610): THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS |
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| Posted by Chandriss on 13-Aug-2005 | THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMASCategory: Bar Jokes Type: Stories Audience: Adult
THANKSGIVING & CHRISTMAS
MIKE WALKED INTO A PUB AND SAT DOWN AT THE BAR. HE ASK THE BAR TENDER FOR A BEER. MIKE THEN NOTICED A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN SITTING DOWN IN A SHORT SKIRT AT A TABLE ACROSS THE WAY. HE DIDN'T WANT TO STARE, SO HE KEPT GLANCING AT HER CONTINOUSLY.
HE NOTICED THAT SHE HAD A TATOO ON HER INNER THIGH. MIKE LOOKED HARDER AND SAW IT WAS A TATOO OF A TURKEY. MIKE THOUGHT... A TURKEY? HE COULDN'T LEAVE IT ALONE, SO HE KEPT LOOKING AND SHE MOVED JUST ENOUGH TO SEE THE OTHER THIGH. IT HAD A DAMN TATOO OF SANTA CLAUSE ON IT. MIKE FINISHED HIS BEER AND HE HAD ENOUGH, IT WAS BUGGING THE HELL OUT OF HIM. SO MIKE GOT UP, AND WENT OVER TO THE YOUNG LADY AND SAID, "EXCUSE ME, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THE TWO TATOO'S YOU HAVE ON YOUR THIGHS... I WAS CURIOUS WHY A TURKEY AND A PICTURE OF SANTA CLAUSE?" THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY BLUSHED A LITTLE AND SHE REPLIED, " I WAS ALWAYS TOLD IT WAS GOOD EATING BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS."
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| Posted by Ashley P. G on 13-Aug-2005 | A jok from ricardo
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| Posted by Lisa R. Schwarz on 13-Aug-2005 | Adultwhat tastes good on pie but not on pussy?
CRUST
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| Posted by pamela j. keele on 13-Aug-2005 | Your breathyour breath so stinky people look foward to your farts
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