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| Posted by Bruce D. Ragusa on 09-Aug-2005 | Looking back on photosThe children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"
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| Posted by Mike Cook on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
146. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that it's all for charity.
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| Posted by Evangeline Serrano on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
184. Study computer science and listen to techno while talking about robots taking over the world.
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| Posted by William C. Herbert on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
69. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really important but you can't remember who it was.
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| Posted by lil jitterbug on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
31. Dye all your underwear lime green.
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():school humor (1428): You might be a college student if . . . |
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| Posted by Becky Holland on 09-Aug-2005 | You might be a college student if . . .15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
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