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	():bar jokes (2610): Loose Women

Posted by jessica r. church on 13-Aug-2005

Loose Women

Three women were sitting at a bar talking about how loose they were , the first one said, "My boyfriend can fit his fist up there."

The second one says, "My boyfriend can fit his arm up there."

The third just laughed and slid down the bar stool.

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Submitted by Hazel

3 people have rated this joke:

7.00/10


	():bar jokes (2610): The Secret of Happy Old Man

Posted by playn on 14-Aug-2005

The Secret of Happy Old Man

A traveller saw a very old man that was also seemingly very
happy. The traveller asked the old man, "You're so old, what's
your secret to staying so happy?"

The man replied, "Well, I smoke 6 packs a day as well as smoke a
pipe. I stay up till 5am every night partying and drinking until
I barf. And I'm on lots of drugs and medication."

"So how old ar you?"

The man replied, "25."

16 people have rated this joke:

6.88/10


	():bar jokes (2610): No natural light

Posted by Vince Carter on 09-Aug-2005

No natural light

This guy walks into the bar and tells the bartender he wants a beer, "anything but Natural light".

Why not Natural Light the bartender say's, "you always drink Natural Light"?

"Not anymore, buddy, last night I got so Drunk on natural Light, I went home and blew chunks".

Well, the bartender say's, everybody does that when they get that drunk, you know, that??™s no big deal...

"You don??™t understand, buddy, Chunks is my dog!"

7 people have rated this joke:

6.86/10


	():bar jokes (2610): PANCAKE

Posted by shane d on 13-Aug-2005

PANCAKE

OVER A PINT IN THE PUB. THE ENGLISH MAN, THE SCOTCH MAN, AND THE IRISH MAN WERE DISCUSSING THE NAMES OF THEIR CHILDREN.AH SAID THE ENGLISH MAN THAT REMINDS ME OF MY SON GEORGE HE WAS BORN ON SAINT GEORGES DAY.AH SAID THE SCOTCH MAN, THAT REMINDS ME OF MY SON ANDREW HE WAS BORN ON SAINT ANDREWS DAY. AH SAID THE IRISH MAN ,THAT REMINDS ME OF MY SON PANCAKE.

6 people have rated this joke:

6.67/10


	():bar jokes (2610): Drunk Confession

Posted by rachel furman on 14-Aug-2005

Drunk Confession

A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.

A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.

Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

"I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"

2 people have rated this joke:

6.50/10