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():funny definitions (324): Love...


Posted by I'm Angel on 07-Aug-2005

Love...

Love

Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Mushroom Management...


Posted by raymond s. dawood on 07-Aug-2005

Mushroom Management...

Mushroom Management

Keep your employees in the dark and occasionally throw shit at them.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Under Mouse Arrest...


Posted by Pepi the Humerous on 07-Aug-2005

Under Mouse Arrest...

Under Mouse Arrest

Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."

   

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():funny definitions (324): Bedroom...


Posted by David Zielinski on 07-Aug-2005

Bedroom...

Bedroom

The place where most household accidents occur.

-Playboy
   

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():funny definitions (324): Hemorrhage...


Posted by Darnitol on 07-Aug-2005
Hemorrhage...
Hemorrhage

An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Gray Matter...


Posted by Ali R. Cesta on 07-Aug-2005
Gray Matter...
Gray Matter (noun)

Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable and established.

   

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