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| Posted by Doc Robinson on 10-Aug-2005 | Lucky FrogI decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth
hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no
attention until I heard, ''Ribbit. Nine iron.''
That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a nine
iron, and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazing! So I picked up the frog and headed to the
fifth hole. I asked the frog what club to used and it said, ''Ribbit. Three
wood.'' I used that club and sunk another hole-in-one! I continued an amazing
round of golf. At the end, I asked the frog where we should go next. ''Ribbit.
Vegas.''
So we went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. ''Ribbit.
Roulette.''
So we went up to the roulette table, and I asked the frog how much I should
wager. ''Ribbit. Three thousand dollars.''
It was a lot of money, but I ponied up anyway. Needless to say, I won big! I
took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. Once we were up there, I
asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. ''Ribbit. Kiss
me.''
I figured, what the hell, it's just a frog. So I kissed the frog, and it
turned into a 15-year old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, and if I'm
lying, my name's not William Jefferson Clinton.
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| Posted by Emma Vogel on 10-Aug-2005 | Bar... GrasshopperA grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink
named after you!'
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'
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| Posted by Alexqd on 10-Aug-2005 | Bear and DeerWhat do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
Beer
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| Posted by Ab on 10-Aug-2005 | Bear and ToiletQ: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
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| Posted by Jason M. Javens on 10-Aug-2005 | Bee MilkyQ. What kind of bees make the best milk?
A. Boo-bees!
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| Posted by The Dudeman on 10-Aug-2005 | Bees PeesQ: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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