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| Posted by Corny Da Cob on 09-Aug-2005 | Mahatma GandhiMahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
All of these attributes made him.....
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing
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| Posted by Jennifer M. Talbot on 12-Aug-2005 | Perks of being over 40...Perks of being over 40...
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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| Posted by 'Yi on 13-Aug-2005 | PotheadQuestion: Who is a pothead that has never smoked weed?
Answer:Johnny Appleseed
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| Posted by Alejandra Murrietta on 13-Aug-2005 | Ladki patane ka naya styleladki patane ka naya style,
chand ko phod doonga,
suraj ko tod doonga,
tum bas ek baari haan kar do,
pehli waali to chod doonga
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| Posted by BRADY COLLINS on 13-Aug-2005 | The Three MenThere were three men,Manners,Shut up,and Doo-Doo.One day Doo-Doo was climbing a tree and he fell and splattered all over the ground.So shut up called the ambulance.The man said, "Whats your name son?",""Shut up"."Whats your name son?","Shut up"...."Where are your manners!?","Outside cleaning up Doo-Doo."
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| Posted by Tanya N. Boyce on 13-Aug-2005 | First the Dodo died. Then Dodi died. After...First the Dodo died. Then Dodi died. After that Di died followed by Dando. I bet Dido is crapping herself.
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