Maier's Law...

Maier's Law

If the facts don't conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

Corollaries

1. The bigger the theory, the better.
2. The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with the theory.

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Murphy's Law of Cable TV...

Murphy's Law of Cable TV

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

First Law of Particle Physics...

First Law of Particle Physics

The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.