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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Maier's Law...

Posted by Katiekate m. Star on 07-Aug-2005

Maier's Law...

Maier's Law: If the facts don't conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

Corollaries

The bigger the theory, the better.
The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with the theory.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Posted by w pit on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex: The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Law of Cable TV...

Posted by arz on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Cable TV...

Murphy's Law of Cable TV: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : First Law of Particle Physics...

Posted by Cynthia G. Simpson on 07-Aug-2005

First Law of Particle Physics...

First Law of Particle Physics: The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Linda Jackson on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Scott Anderson on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Tom Lynn on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and
rain.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Beach's Law...

Posted by beej-a on 07-Aug-2005

Beach's Law...

Beach's Law: No two identical parts are alike.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Pommersheim's Principle...

Posted by james ----- on 07-Aug-2005

Pommersheim's Principle...

Pommersheim's Principle: All obvious theorems are true.

Keane's Kriterion: All true theorems are obvious.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws...

Posted by Matt J. Mullen on 07-Aug-2005

Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws...

Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws: Everything goes wrong all at once.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Shawn Nocilla on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Hey_baby_:) on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Edwards' Time/Effort Law...

Posted by Bruce R. Wood on 07-Aug-2005

Edwards' Time/Effort Law...

Edwards' Time/Effort Law

Effort x Time = Constant

A. Given a large initial time to do something, the initial effort will be small.

B. As time goes to zero, effort goes to infinity.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Chellie j. tyler on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : If you have something to do, and you put it...

Posted by stephan o. brion on 07-Aug-2005

If you have something to do, and you put it...

: If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Mike P. Whoopi on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Ben Travis on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Remember the...

Posted by Erik Allermann on 07-Aug-2005

Remember the...

Remember the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Law Corollary...

Posted by Poopoohead on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law Corollary...

Murphy's Law Corollary: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy's Law Corollary: Mother nature is a bitch.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by BLitz on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Lalalak on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Meadow's Maxim...

Posted by Christina on 07-Aug-2005

Meadow's Maxim...

Meadow's Maxim: You can't push on a rope.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : The first rule of intelligent tinkering...

Posted by Scott Johnson on 07-Aug-2005

The first rule of intelligent tinkering...

The first rule of intelligent tinkering: Save all the parts.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Scott Me on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing...

Posted by matt D on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing...

Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing: If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Stefani Malik on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Third Law of Computing...

Posted by Josh B. Stovall on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Third Law of Computing...

Murphy's Third Law of Computing: The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by spike d. fuspfi on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel...

Posted by Dennis's on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel...

Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : If you have a difficult task give it to a...

Posted by Nikki H on 07-Aug-2005

If you have a difficult task give it to a...

: If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man
- he will find an easier way to do it.

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