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():funny laws (94): Maier's Law...


Posted by Katiekate m. Star on 07-Aug-2005

Maier's Law...

Maier's Law

If the facts don't conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.


Corollaries

  1. The bigger the theory, the better.
  2. The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with the theory.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Corollaries...


Posted by Frenzy Freek on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Corollaries...

Murphy's Corollaries

  1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
  2. Everything takes longer than you think.
  3. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most severe damage will be the one to go wrong.
    (Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.)
  4. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  5. Every solution breeds new problems.
  6. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

   

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():funny laws (94): The Roman Rule...


Posted by The Devil Dog on 07-Aug-2005

The Roman Rule...

The Roman Rule

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

   

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():funny laws (94): Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...


Posted by Nevyn J. Leo on 07-Aug-2005

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

   

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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by mellow_yellow108 on 07-Aug-2005
Why Sex is Like Snow...
Why Sex is Like Snow

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

   

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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by Hiker on 07-Aug-2005
Why Sex is Like Snow...
Why Sex is Like Snow

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

   

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