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():travel & vacation jokes (283): Martha Stewart


Posted by Edward Haskett on 09-Aug-2005

Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart's time behind bars is starting to bear fruit.

The other day a bank robber was caught in a sporting goods store looking for a ski mask that didn't clash with the color of his getaway car.
   

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():travel & vacation jokes (283): Anything smaller?


Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 09-Aug-2005

Anything smaller?

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block.

Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Union Station," answered the woman.

"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does "THIS" answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
   

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():travel & vacation jokes (283): Angle of arrival


Posted by nate f. gayfag on 09-Aug-2005

Angle of arrival

The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.
   

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():travel & vacation jokes (283): Petrol price


Posted by Laura Nowicki on 09-Aug-2005

Petrol price

Have you seen the new warning labels at service station that they have posted next to the prices?

Warning : Filling up could be hazardous to your wealth.
   

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():travel & vacation jokes (283): Price of gas


Posted by Christopher L. Eloy on 09-Aug-2005
Price of gas
I'm not sure if my local gas station owner is being a good business person or just trying to maximize his exploiting of the price of gasoline. His full service line now includes a drive up window to a loan officer.
   

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():travel & vacation jokes (283): Airline food


Posted by Jason A. Romig on 09-Aug-2005
Airline food
The nice thing about airlines???‚¬?„? in-flight meals is that there???‚¬?„?s no confusion about the quality of the food.

The best and the worst tastes exactly the same.
   

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