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| Posted by Prabesh Neupane on 09-Aug-2005 | MathA little girl is failing math, so her father decides to enroll her in Catholic school with the hopes of improving her grades.
During the first quarter, the girl refuses to play with her friends or even eat dessert after dinner in order to have more time to study.
On report card day, her father is astonished to see she earned an A+ in math.
???Why the sudden change of attitude about math???? her father inquires. ???Do the nuns punish you????
???No,??? the girl replies, ???but when I saw the little man on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew that this school was very serious about math!???
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| Posted by Cassie on 09-Aug-2005 | TraditionTeacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
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| Posted by WhlteFlre on 09-Aug-2005 | MissingA boy walks in on his parents having sex.
Curious, he asks "What are you doing?"
Dad replies, "You know how you always wanted a little brother? I'm putting one in your mom."
The next day the dad comes home and sees the his son crying on the porch and he asks, "What's wrong?"
The kid answers, "Remember how you put my brother in mommy last night? Well, the mailman came by today and ate it!"
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| Posted by Nathan J. Boy on 09-Aug-2005 | Drink?Why did the guy sprinkle coconut on his dick?
So his wife could have a Penis Colada.
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| Posted by Shelly Mclaughlin on 09-Aug-2005 | My Mom is betterTwo little boys were arguing.
"My father is better than your father!"
"No he's not!"
"My brother is better than your brother!"
"No he's not!"
"My mother is better than your mother!"
The second boy paused. "Well I guess you've got me there. My father says the same thing."
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| Posted by supachick on 09-Aug-2005 | DefeatTEACHER: Use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence.
PUPIL: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
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