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():funny laws (94): Meadow's Maxim...


Posted by Christina on 07-Aug-2005

Meadow's Maxim...

Meadow's Maxim

You can't push on a rope.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by Domini V. Cunningham on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

   

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():funny laws (94): Bitton's Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics...


Posted by Ryen Rioux on 07-Aug-2005

Bitton's Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics...

Bitton's Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics

If you understand it, it's obsolete.

   

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():funny laws (94): Why Sex is Like Snow...


Posted by I B. Insane on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Chellie j. tyler on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...


Posted by Lewis W. Winn on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Sex...
Murphy's Laws of Sex

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

   

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