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():other funny jokes (4827): Men's Room Graffiti...


Posted by Red on 07-Aug-2005

Men's Room Graffiti...

Men's Room Graffiti

Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal;
it makes them hard to light.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Lord,...


Posted by JMD8 on 07-Aug-2005

Lord,...

Lord,
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the Courage to change the things I can,
and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): There was this flight attendant that was so...


Posted by Alex Feterman on 07-Aug-2005

There was this flight attendant that was so...

There was this flight attendant that was so stupid the other ones noticed...
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the...


Posted by Nina on 07-Aug-2005

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf" says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the ighway Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf yet again this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf" taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you leave me the hell alone! I'm trying to take a shit!"

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Did you hear Mark Furhmen got a new job?...


Posted by Julie Cooper on 07-Aug-2005
Did you hear Mark Furhmen got a new job?...
Did you hear Mark Furhmen got a new job?

As a bouncer at Denny's

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): A burglar broke into a house. While ransacking...


Posted by Limp Biz on 07-Aug-2005
A burglar broke into a house. While ransacking...
A burglar broke into a house. While ransacking the house he heard a voice "God is watching you!" the voice said.

Startled, the burglar looked around and saw nothing and surmised he must be hearing things and went about his business of looting the place.

Again he heard a voice saying "God is watching you!" Looking around this time he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner of the room. Walking up to the parrot he said "Did you say that"?

The parrot replied "Yes"

"What's your name"? said the burglar.

The parrot replied "Rover".

The burglar exclaimed "What kind of people would name their parrot Rover"?

The parrot replied "Probably the same ones that named their Doberman 'God!'"

   

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