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| Posted by Becca A. Stewart on 12-Aug-2005 | Micheal jacksonQ:what do u call a kiddie pool in micheal jacksons back yard?
A:temtation island
Q: what do micheal jackson and burger king have in common
A:they both stick there meat in 13 year old buns
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| Posted by oncojoon on 12-Aug-2005 | Where am ia man and a women went to wales they read a sign and the sign said they were in qocnyyusjgkgm so they went to get food and they ordered there food and there was someone sitting behind them so they asked them to say where they are but say it very cleary andmlound so the guy pulled a face lent near him and said BURGER KING.
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| Posted by rochy on 12-Aug-2005 | Sex on TVSex on TV doesnt hurt, unless you fall off
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| Posted by Richard L. Dowson on 12-Aug-2005 | Wrong way runwayThere was two irish men in a plane and they were going to land " come in roger we are ready for land over" and the first irish man said " hey fred its a bit short runway aint it?" The second man said "yeah jim but its bloomin wide to"
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| Posted by Stockers on 12-Aug-2005 | Humpy dumptyhumpty dumpty sat on the bed while little miss muffet was giving him head, when he came she started to weep, coz he fucked off to shag bo-peep!
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| Posted by Adrian L. Campbell on 12-Aug-2005 | What people will do...A man was driving down the street when he got pulled over for speeding..here's how the conversation went::
Police officer: May I see your license?
Man: I dont have one I got it taken away when i had my 5th DUI...
Police officer: May I see your registration?
Man: Dont have it...' Cars stolen...
Police officer: STOLEN!?
Man: yeah, come to think of it, i think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there..
Police officer: There's a gun?
Man: that's where I put it after i shot the man in the trunk.
The police officer was disgusted, and called for back up... When the Deputy got there..this is what happened
Deputy: Can I see your license?
Man: Sure
(the license was valid)
Deputy: Registration?
Man: Right here..
(the car was his)
Deputy: Can you please open your glove box?
Man: Sure
(There was nothing in there)
Deputy: and your trunk..
(there was nothing in the trunk)
Deputy: look, the officer that handled this said u didnt have a license, you stole the car, there was a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk
Man: God Dammit! I bet that Lyin son of a bitch told you I was speeding too?!
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