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| Posted by Sandi J. Jeter on 08-Aug-2005 | Mickey's divorceWhy did Mickey divorce Minnie?
Because Minnie was fucking goofy.
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| Posted by Toria C on 08-Aug-2005 | A young boyA young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's that guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father," she says.
The kid looks at her funny and asks her, "Then who's that old bald headed fat man who lives with us now?"
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| Posted by Pepper Ann on 08-Aug-2005 | BoomerangQ. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A: Throw it down a one way street.
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| Posted by Korvak on 08-Aug-2005 | The snooker playerQ. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?
A. To pot the brown.
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| Posted by mat henderson on 08-Aug-2005 | YO MAMA
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT
SHE ROLLED DOWN A BARBIES
CANYON!
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| Posted by HOLY SH**!!! on 11-Aug-2005 | Two Drinking BuddiesOne day two drinking buddies Jim and David were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored. Jim spoke up ???Man I really need a drink!??? in response David replied, ???You know I heard a rumor you could drink jet fuel and get drunk.??? ???Really???? said Jim ???That??™s what I heard man. Do you wanna try it???? Said David ???Sure, hell I??™ll try anything once!??? Said Jim. SO with that they poured themselves a couple of glasses and began drinking the jet fuel. They sipped a little bit to find it actually tasted quiet good. so they drank more and more and sure enough they got stoned drunk. The next morning Jim awoke feeling like a million bucks he jumped up wet to the bathroom feeling great like he was floating on air he hadn??™t felt this good in years. ???Wow!!??? He said. About that time his telephone rang. ???Hello???? Jim Said ???Hello Jim? Came the reply ???This is David man. How are you feeling this morning???? Jim said ???Man I feel great no hang over not sick man I feel like a million bucks. How about you???? David replied??? Me too man, but I have one question for you.??? Jim said, ???Sure man what is it??? ???Have you farted yet man???? Jim said ???Ummmmm No. Why???? ???Man don??™t. I??™m in Phoenix!???
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