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():funny definitions (324): Microwave Oven...


Posted by Michelle Swanson on 07-Aug-2005

Microwave Oven...

Microwave Oven (noun)

Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.

   

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():funny definitions (324): An


Posted by Candy baby on 09-Aug-2005

An

An Italian suppository.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Nymphomania


Posted by Nina on 09-Aug-2005

Nymphomania

A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Someone


Posted by Amy E. Allendorf on 09-Aug-2005

Someone

Someone who thinks about doing the wild and crazy things I
actually do when no one is watching.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Myth


Posted by Killa V. Sleuce on 09-Aug-2005
Myth
A women who doesn't have a husband.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Smart Ass


Posted by Samantha on 09-Aug-2005
Smart Ass
Someone who can sit on a scoop of ice cream and tell you what flavor it
is.
   

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