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| Posted by roshan on 09-Aug-2005 | midget in distressa midget lady goes to the doctor and says, doc, i don't know what is wrong but my crotch area is getting so sore that i cant hardly walk anymore. the doctor said OK lay down on the table here and I'll see what i can do. the doctor examined her and got his knife and cut on something for a little bit, and finally said OK stand up and walk a cross the room and back. The midget lady walked a cross the room and back, and she said hey my crotch don't hurt anymore, what did you do doc? The doctor said, I just cut about an inch off the top of your boots.
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| Posted by NeRo S. Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | McDonaldsyo mamma is like McDonlds Billions served!
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| Posted by vanderherten Danny on 09-Aug-2005 | The one that got awaTwo friends out fishing for carp.The one chap stands up and as he does,his wallet falls into the water and slowly starts to sink to the bottom of the lake.As he feverishly attempts to retrieve it,two huge carp appear and both grab the wallet in their mouths and start fighting over it's possession. The fellow turns to his friend and says "First time I see carp to carp walleting".
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| Posted by Rachael Barbutes on 09-Aug-2005 | Osoma Viagra!One day last week the police people in Afganistan found Osmoma * they threw some Viagra in a cave and he popped right up*
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| Posted by christopher nehme on 09-Aug-2005 | Why did the blonde cWhy did the blonde cross the road? She wanted to see where the chicken went.
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| Posted by bob j. gates on 09-Aug-2005 | no cure for aidsQ. How come scientist cannot find a cure for aids ? A. They have'nt found a way to get lab rats to screw each other in th ass.
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