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():funny quotes (263): Milk Does a Body Good


Posted by Mike G. Robinson on 14-Aug-2005

Milk Does a Body Good

"I heard Milk does a body good, but damn how much you been
drinking?"

   

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():funny quotes (263): Oy thats my vodka


Posted by Kelsey D. Dowswell on 14-Aug-2005

Oy thats my vodka

Somebody spiked my vodka with orange juice!
   

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():funny quotes (263): Carrots and Peas


Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005

Carrots and Peas

Confucius say one who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is
unsanitary.

   

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():funny quotes (263): Solution or Problem


Posted by Kenny Ross on 14-Aug-2005

Solution or Problem

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

   

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():funny quotes (263): Poor Ben's Almanac


Posted by Andy N. Arena on 14-Aug-2005
Poor Ben's Almanac
"Early to poop, early to pee, makes Mr. Boobie live happily."
~Ben Osotsapa~

"A peanut saved is a peanut earned. A peanut shaved is a sterile man."
~Ben Osotsapa~

   

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():funny quotes (263): Quotes from mom


Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 14-Aug-2005
Quotes from mom
My momma always said...
"I brought into this world and I can take you out!"

My momma always said...
"What do you think this is money doesn't grow on trees!"

   

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