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| Posted by Gone2mars on 12-Aug-2005 | *milk Shake*why did the jelly wobble??
because it saw the milk shake!!!
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| Posted by Button on 12-Aug-2005 | Ghost roomWhat room do ghosts never go to
The living room
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():little johnny (1883): And you think kids dont pick things up.... |
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| Posted by Kim T on 12-Aug-2005 | And you think kids dont pick things up....It was my daughter Leahs orientation day at kindergarten.The teacher showed the different stations and asked the kids to pick one to play at,at that point Leah picked the kitchen and four young chaps followed.The boys each found a chair and sat at the table and Leah proceeded to cook them an elaborate plastic dinner all enjoyed and rubbed their tummies mmmmmmm said one boy wheres the dessert Leah rolled her eyes (she had about enough of this kitchen stuff i guess) but went ahead and made them somthin for dessert.The boys wiped there mouths and at that point got up from the table thanked her and said they had to go to work.Well little leah blocked the exit way stood taller than Id ever seen her,pointed sternly at the sink and said not so fast...DISHES!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by Beau B. Churchill on 12-Aug-2005 | Let me fix yours kneeAs we all know at one point a child of ours will catch us in the act.Well one day our 3 year old son walked in...I saw him standing at the side of the bed..and gasped.My husband rolled off looked at him and said mom has hurt her knee daddy is triing to fix it.Nothing again mentioned .A year has past our little guy now 4 is getting ready for bed.It is middle of winter and i am taking out the garbage for the following morning,on the ice driveway i fell one leg straight back..wham right onto my knee.After a few minutes i went into the house sat on the side of my bed with painful tears and was rubbing my knee...when our son walked in..mom whats the matta he says and i explained to him i had fallen and injured my knee,his elephant memory has kicked in once again as he tries to mount me i ask him not to and he starts cryin whats the matter i say and he blurts out mom i haves to fix yours knee..well the tears of mine soon turned to laughter when i realized just what he had remembered for such a long time.
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| Posted by catisfaction on 12-Aug-2005 | JokesWh??t ???®?? The Banana Siting In The Sun
Say To The Other Banana Siting In The Sun???????
I Don`t No About U
But I`m Starting To Peel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by Little Devil on 12-Aug-2005 | Chocolate coinsThis story I heard from a friend of mine. I hope you like it.
My happily married friend of 30 had a quick witted six year old named bobby. Rick, the father made a father-son outting out of going to the local market. Everytime they went, Rick would bring his son pick out a piece of candy, or snack.
Holloween came around, and all the stores put out those little bags of chocolate coins. So when Rick would go to the market, he let his son pick out any bag he wanted. The bag had mixed big and small chocolate coins covered in gold foil wrapping. When they got home, little Bobby would always share with his dad. And like any good father, Rick always took the small ones, and left the big ones for bobby.
So a few weeks had passed, and Rick made an early evening trip to the market, and bobby caught him out the door and begged and pleaded to tag along. When they got there, bobby went searching for his candy. When he passed the isle closest to the register, he caught a glimpse of what looked like the gold coin chocolate candy he liked so much. They were actually those giant gold foil wrapped condoms. So little bobby grabs them, and meets his dad at the register were an attractive woman is checking out his groceries. Bobby puts the condoms on the counter, and says-"Im getting these for my daddy- He likes the LITTLE ones!"
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