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| Posted by Chris Rinchik on 10-Aug-2005 | MineThere are two Bosnians playing for West Ham in an important league match. The
ball comes spinning towards them but the captain, who's also well placed to
receive the pass, shouts,
"Mine!", and both players hit the ground.
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| Posted by Rebecca L. O'Quinn on 10-Aug-2005 | I've lost my dadA small boy was crying his eyes out at a football match. Seeing his plight, a
policeman came up to him and asked what the problem was.
"I've lost my dad," cried the boy. "What's he like?" asked the policeman.
"Beer, fags and women," said the boy.
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| Posted by Laurie Hiestand on 10-Aug-2005 | Couldn't play without meWhen I was a young boy, all the other kids insisted that I was in the football
team. They said I was vital to the game.
They couldn't possibly play without me.
They needed me.
I was the only one with a football.
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| Posted by pedro on 10-Aug-2005 | Picked for the school team"Dad, dad!" cried Philip, as he arrived home one evening. "I think I've been
selected for the school football team."
"That's good," said his father. "But why do you only think you've been
selected? Aren't you sure? What position are you playing?"
"Well," replied Philip, "it's not been announced officially, but I overheard
the football coach tell my teacher that if I was in the team I'd be a great
draw-back."
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| Posted by Vickie Felix on 10-Aug-2005 | Play every other match`I just don't understand it,' an Irish footballer complained.
`One match I play very well, and then the next match I'm terrible.'
'Well,' said his wife, `why don't you just play every other match?'
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| Posted by Me myself and I on 10-Aug-2005 | Just so long`I don't care about results!' said an Irish team manager being interviewed on
television. 'Just so long as our team wins!'
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