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| Posted by Sarah M. Henderson on 09-Aug-2005 | MolassesThere was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
Baby mole then said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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| Posted by Vince Carter!!! on 10-Aug-2005 | Broken Washing MachineQ: What do you do if the washing machine breaks down
A: Slap the bitch.
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| Posted by Enric Clive on 10-Aug-2005 | The Leper and the HookerQ. What did the Leper say to the Hooker?
A. Keep the tip.
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| Posted by CHEQUITA on 10-Aug-2005 | An Egyptian man is walking...An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up
to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth
it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."
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| Posted by Mindy L. Haag on 10-Aug-2005 | One-Armed ManQ: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
A: wave at him.
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| Posted by Bruce D. Ragusa on 12-Aug-2005 | Baking humorVeteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast
infection. He was 71. Known to friends as "Brown-n-Serve," Fresh was an
avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest
funeral ceremonies in recent years.
Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the
California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Skippy.
The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much
he was kneaded."
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who buttered him up.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. He
enjoyed being prodded by his many friends who invariably poked fun at
him.
Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another
bun in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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