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| Posted by David Kaplansky on 10-Aug-2005 | Mommy, Mommy!"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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| Posted by john on 10-Aug-2005 | ChurchOne Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway
through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother
tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back
after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.
''Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way 'round the back.
There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'''
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| Posted by wayne cort on 10-Aug-2005 | Mommy, Mommy! 2"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is
it?"
"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"
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| Posted by Hot wee devil on 10-Aug-2005 | At Least I Know That You Were ThinkingA boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby, what is round and
red?'' Bobby says, ''A banana!'' The teacher says, ''No, Bobby, it's an apple,
but at least I know that you were thinking.''
The teacher asks him again what is long and yellow and Bobby says, ''An
apple!'' The teacher says, ''No Bobby, but at least you you were thinking.''
Bobby then looked down in his desk and asked the teacher, ''What is 4 inches
long, yellow and has red on the tip?'' The teacher says, ''BOBBY!! Is that what
I think it is? A penis?'' Bobby says, ''No, it's a match, but at least I know
you were thinking!!''
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| Posted by Josh Price on 10-Aug-2005 | Voices! Voices! Shut up!A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child
speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet
them, she said, ''I can hear voices!''
Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, ''Jeez, she
better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!''
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| Posted by D. Eliasoff on 10-Aug-2005 | The Leprechaun Of The BathroomA little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum,
there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his
teacher asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away," the boy
said. He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him
what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was
sent home and his mom asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was
sent to his room and his dad came in and asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." Then his
Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands!"
"Look, Dad. You scared the crap out of him."
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