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| Posted by M C 0 4 on 12-Aug-2005 | Monkeyswhat dont monkeys like doing?
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hanging around!
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| Posted by Cameron Rivard on 12-Aug-2005 | The bear and the rabbita male bear an a male rabbit r walkin through the junglewen they come across a frog the frog says ill give u both three wishes the bear says i wish all the bears in this area were female bears the rabbit says i wish for a helmet*poof*the rabbit gets the helmet so the bear is convinced the bear says i wish that all bears in scotland were female bears the rabbit says i wish for a motor bike the bear is convinced wen the rabbit gets the helmet the bear then says i wish that all the bears in the world were female bears the rabbit is driving off wen he shoutes bak I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY
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| Posted by Tyler R. Dumas on 12-Aug-2005 | Just Looking AroundA blind man walks into a grocery store with his guide dog. All of the sudden he stops walking, the manager of the store begins to take notice of him, then the blind man swings the dog around and around above his head. The manager asks him what his is doing the blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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| Posted by Korvak on 12-Aug-2005 | Red ToesWhy did the elephant paint his toenils red?I dont know why?
Because he whated to hide in a strawberry patch.... Did you ever see an elephant in a strawberry patch? No. See how good they hide.
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| Posted by Dimitre Atanasov on 12-Aug-2005 | The duck and the skunksOne day, two skunks were walking down the street.One was a momma skunk, and one was a baby skunk. Suddenly, a little baby duck was crying in some bushes. The momma skunk says to the baby duck," why are you crying." The baby duck says," my mommy never told me what I was before she died." The momma skunk said," well, you have flippers, and white fur, you must be a duck. Suddenly, a car passes by and kills the momma skunk. Then the baby skunk starts crying. The baby duck says," why are you crying,". The baby skunk says," my mommy never told me what I was before she died." The baby duck said," well, your black, your white, and you sure do stink, you must be Puertorican.
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| Posted by Dave Heazlewood on 12-Aug-2005 | Lihgthouse ToadWhy did the toadbecome a lihgthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.
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