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| Posted by Vince Joebob on 11-Aug-2005 | Mop bucketThere was a guy bar hopping and he stopped in a bar. he asked the bar tender where the bathroom is, this guy was dead drunk and he was wabbling side to side down the hall to the bathroom, 5 minutes after he went in there everyone in the bar heard a blood curdling scream, the bar tender said ahh its only a 1 time thing, he'll be ok, 5 minutes later he heasrd a blood curdling scream 2 times as loud as the first, the bar tender goes into the bathroom and finds this guy squatin down and the guy says bar tender there is something wrong woth your john every time i flush this thing sqeezes the heck out of my balls, the bartender says dude your sitting on the mop bucket.
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():crazy jokes (57): Computer problems? Follow these tips given |
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| Posted by BLitz on 11-Aug-2005 | Computer problems? Follow these tips givenIf someone says, "I can't get to a web page."
"Okay, what's the page you are trying to get to?
friend@yahoo.com? Hmmm... I think I see the problem."
"When you ask your operator to take you to www.ebay.com,
are you saying, 'Please?'"
"Did you delete and icon labelled 'The Internet' from your computer?
You did? Well, it will take years to restore the entire Internet; in the
meantime, the F.B.I. would like to have a word with you."
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| Posted by Lethia E. Edmondson on 08-Aug-2005 | fruit anybody??these two guys walk across a field but soon get stopped by the owner. the owner is mad cuz he doesnt like anybody walking in his field. anyway he tells the two men that unless they dont do what he tells them to he will shoot their heads off. so the owner lets them sleep in his barn for one day. late that night when they two men were sleeping the owner came and woke both of them up and told them to go out in the field and pick out any fruit or vegetable of their choice. so the two men obeyed and went. one of the men came back with a melon then the owner told him to bend over and shove it up his ass. the the man started laughing and the owner was asking why is he laughing at a moment like this then the guy said "because my friend out there is picking a watermelon"!
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| Posted by Choclette Sauce on 08-Aug-2005 | how do you?Q.how do you fit an elephant into a subway? A.take the s away from sub and the f away from way
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():crazy jokes (57): why did jesus stop.................. |
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| Posted by Patrick Gaspar on 08-Aug-2005 | why did jesus stop..................why did jesus stop playing HoCkEy???...........................................cuz he kept getting nalied to the BoArDsssss!!
(and for all you religous people i didnt mean to affend you)
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| Posted by T.J on 08-Aug-2005 | Daddy's jobA grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
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