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Mouse Viagra

Did you here about the mouse which took viagra, half an hour later he was wandering around the kitchen shouting wheres the fucking pussy.

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	():animal jokes (1719): A camel and an elephant

Posted by Lou Ser on 12-Aug-2005

A camel and an elephant

A camel and a elephant met annd the elephant said
\"Why have u got your boobs over your back\"
and the camel replied
\"what a silly Question when u have a dick hanging from your head\"

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	():animal jokes (1719): Dog and kitty

Posted by beth a. book on 12-Aug-2005

Dog and kitty

A woman had 1 pet. It was a kitty. it was laying on a rug. along came a dog. the dog scared the kitty away. How did the dog get there if the woman only had 1 pet? AWNSER The kitty was outside.

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	():animal jokes (1719): Animals

Posted by Cyberventurer on 12-Aug-2005

Animals

There was this cat that went to heaven. When he got up there God asked him was there anything he could do for him to make his stay more plesent. The cat replied that he wanted a nice soft coushon for him to lie on because he was tired from being chased by dogs. God gave him the coushon and the cat went off. A few hours later 3 mice came. God asked them the same thing he asked the cat. The mice asked for a pair of rollerblades each because they have been chased by women with brooms all their life. God gave the rollerblades and they went off. Later that day God went to the cat to see how things were going. The cat said great and those meals on wheels were spectauler.

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