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| Posted by Tr Howes on 09-Aug-2005 | Mum's age"That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher.
"How about for someone my mum's age, Miss?"
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| Posted by Scavenger. on 09-Aug-2005 | HomeworkTEACHER: Did you do your homework?
PUPIL: No, teacher.
TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?
PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault.
TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?
PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough!
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| Posted by Raoku on 09-Aug-2005 | It's okLittle Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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| Posted by Eric Mitchell on 09-Aug-2005 | Not enough!The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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| Posted by Zarra on 09-Aug-2005 | Corporal punishment"I have decided to abolish all corporal punishment at this school," said the principal at morning assembly.
"That means that there will be no physical punishment."
A voice is heard from the back, "Does that mean that we don't have to eat school meals any more, sir?"
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| Posted by DJ Davis on 09-Aug-2005 | Birds and the BeesA father asked his son, Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight.
If you're now telling me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
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