Murphy's Corollaries...

Murphy's Corollaries

1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most severe damage will be the one to go wrong.
   (Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.)
4. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
5. Every solution breeds new problems.
6. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

The Roman Rule...

The Roman Rule

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy's Law of Humanity...

Murphy's Law of Humanity

To err is human.

To blame it on someone else is even more human.