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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Humanity...


Posted by Anthony M. Ochoa on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Humanity...

Murphy's Law of Humanity

To err is human.

To blame it on someone else is even more human.


   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...


Posted by april Rusch on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Conejo de Vigor on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by Bess on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

   

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():funny laws (94): Seventh Law of Technical Writing...


Posted by Abby J. Parker on 07-Aug-2005
Seventh Law of Technical Writing...
Seventh Law of Technical Writing

If it looks easy, it's hard.

If it looks hard, it's impossible.

If it looks impossible, it's due tomorrow. At 8 AM.


   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...


Posted by IgLoO gRrL on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...
Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

   

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