Murphy's Law of Humanity...

Murphy's Law of Humanity

To err is human.

To blame it on someone else is even more human.

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Seventh Law of Technical Writing...

Seventh Law of Technical Writing

If it looks easy, it's hard.

If it looks hard, it's impossible.

If it looks impossible, it's due tomorrow. At 8 AM.

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.